Snootypants is my lawn enforcement….just in case anybody gets out of line 🤭
Nice! I am sure he will do a splendid job!
Ulrich Von Snootypants Statue by Campania International
Tell your story in the garden with a cast stone statue by Campania International. The charm of the Ulrich Von Snootypants Statue by Campania International is the ideal touch that is perfect for an outdoor landscape or garden design. Place the Ulrich Von Snootypants Statue by Campania International amongst the garden greenery or seasonal flowers as a centerpiece to your outdoor sanctuary.
Choose from a selection of colors, hand-stained to order.
|Color Shown in:||Pietra Nuova|
|Measurements are:||12.75 inches x 9 inches x 23.75 inches|
|Statue Weighs:||68 lbs|
WARNING: California Residents - Prop 65
Made in the USA.
Made of Cast Stone.
Suitable for indoor and outdoor use.
See care instructions for outdoor use.
Handmade and stained to order all sales are final.
Sustainably made with environmentally friendly practices.
All bench, table legs and statuary should be raised up off the ground in winter so they will not freeze to the ground surface.
Items that have areas that pool water should be wrapped with burlap or any absorbent material (old blanket or towel) and then wrapped with dark plastic, making sure that water does not accumulate and freeze.
How to Select the Right Color:
Choosing a color can sometimes be overwhelming. We have collected all our ideas and favorite examples to help narrow it down to just the right one! Just follow the links below for all the details. If you need personal service feel free to email us at
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We love to ship for free. It takes the guessing work out of the whole buying process, making it easier for you! Some services are not free, we can not ship anything expedited or to Hawaii or Alaska for free. International shipping would also be a charge and is limited. If you are in need of any of these services please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
How Items are Shipped:
All the smaller items will ship via UPS or FedEx in a standard fashion. Always be sure and inspect your items once they arrive and take pictures if there are any damages. Email them to email@example.com
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LTL, what does that mean? LTL stands for Less than Truckload and it is used for all the heavy and big items. Our LTL service is curbside only and by appointment. We guide you through this process and are here to assist. Always be sure and inspect your items once they arrive and take pictures if there are any damages. Email them to firstname.lastname@example.org
and we will work to make it right.
Production timelines for all our products vary by vendor. Campania International takes an average of 5-7 business days to prepare, stain and pack your order. It then has to ship, which that timeline depends on where you are having your order delivered. We keep you posted along the way via email and you are always free to get a real time update via chat or phone call.
When you order a product made by Campania International, it is a final sale. To help remedy any question about what to buy please utilize our free design service. We can help you choose the color of a little bunny statue or which estate fountain is right for your home. Campania International’s items are all handmade to order and the majority of them are heavy. Shipping back fountains or pottery that weigh over 500 pounds is a laborious process that without the proper packing knowledge is almost impossible to do with damaging the item further. That being said, we at The Garden Gates stand by Campania’s policy and if there is any issue with the piece we will work to resolve it in the best way possible. For more information on the returns process please feel free to email email@example.com
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