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Everytime I hear the dirty word exercise I reach for Chocolate Towel Indulge your chocolate cravings with this silly 100% cotton kitchen towel. Satiate your sweet tooth with The Garden...

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Everytime I hear the dirty word exercise I reach for Chocolate Towel

Indulge your chocolate cravings with this silly 100% cotton kitchen towel. Satiate your sweet tooth with The Garden Gates' favorite recipe for No-Guilt Gluten-Free Chocolate Chip Cookies. Dessert doesn't always have to be sinful.

210 grams whole grain gluten-free flour mix
1 teaspoon whole or powdered psyllium husks
3/4 teaspoon kosher salt
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
8 tablespoons cold unsalted butter, cut into 1 inch pieces
1/2 packed cup dark brown sugar
1/2 cup sucanat or white sugar
1 large egg, room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/3 cup bittersweet chocolate, roughly chopped into 1/2-inch pieces
1/2 cup cracked hazelnuts

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Farenheit. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
2. Combine the dry ingredients: Whisk together the flour, psyllium husks, salt, baking powder and baking soda until they have become one color.
3. Creaming the butter and sugar: Add the cold butter cubes to the bowl of a stand mixer. With the paddle attachment, run the mixer on medium speed until the butter is creamy and softened. Add the brown sugar and sucanat. Blend them together on medium speed until the mixture is light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Use a rubber spatula to scrape down the sides of the bowl. dd the egg and mix until all traces of egg disappear into the batter. Mix in the vanilla.
4. Finishing the batter: With the mixer running, add the flour a scoop at a time. When all the flour has been added and all trace of flour has disappeared into the batter, scrape down the sides of the bowl. Add the chocolate and hazelnuts. Mix until just combined. Turn the cookie dough out of the bowl onto a clean surface. If there is any flour, chocolate, or hazelnuts left in the bowl, mix them into the dough.
5. Baking the cookies: Scoop 30 grams of cookie dough into your hands. Shape it into a ball. Put it on the lined baking sheet, then flatten it a bit with your palm. Smooth out the edges of the cookie disc. Repeat until you end up with 6 cookies on the baking sheet with about 3 inches of space between them.
6. Bake until the edges are crisp and the center is still soft to the touch, about 12 minutes, turning the tray 180 degrees in the oven halfway through baking. Carefully move the parchment paper to a counter and bake the rest of the cookies.

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